People - slimdx - A framework for DirectX based applications in the .NET Framework 2.0 and up.

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Project People

Name	Role	Duties	Notes
promit....@gmail.com	Owner	Use his MVP status to get us cool stuff, and take credit for everyone else's work. May be a member of Majestic 12.	Claims to live in Baltimore, but says a lot of things. Suspiciously short, most likely planning something. Threat to the project? Will continue monitoring camera feeds, pending new information.
josh.petrie	Owner	Create elaborate unit tests for small corners of the library, write hilariously malformed XML comments, and mercilessly break the build.	Bills himself as a "scientific ninja". Possible relationship to Dr. McNinja? Easy to get a hold of, except when actually needed. And what was he REALLY doing at DigiPen, anyway?
Mike.Popoloski	Owner	Keeps the project one step ahead of the FxCops, and does most of the actual work. Easily tricked into finishing tedious/unpleasant tasks.	From New Jersey, so quarantine at first sign of trouble. Height known to be at least six feet, but some estimates exceed eleven. Do not leave unattended under any circumstances.
ryoohki@gmail.com	Committer	One of the original designers of SlimDX, his great work was usurped by Mike and all traces of his brilliant master plan were brutally eliminated from the source and version control.	Check classified databases for file, known incomplete. Associated with Area 51? May be involved to monitor Promit's MJ12 activities, if any. All attempts to revoke project commit privileges unsuccessful.
legal...@xmission.com	Committer	DirectWrite	Writes more tests than Josh. Favors excessive small commits, possibly only to annoy Mike.

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