ID	Type	Status	Priority	Milestone	Owner		Summary + Labels	...
	1	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Tool doesn't work after repeated bending
	2	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip has no airplane mode
	3	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Extreme Sensitivity to Magnetic Items
	4	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Bag might suffocate a small dog or child
	5	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		The use of the iClip name may conflict with the 'inventive iClip'
	6	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip hazardous to screen
	7	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip difficult to remove from nose
	8	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip proximity to additional iClips results in inevitable iClip interlocking
	9	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Tool does'nt exist for the left-handeds person
	10	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Is not compatible with the Apple iPod range
	11	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		unbent iclip in incompatible with legacy mac floppy drives.
	12	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip may pierce eyeball
	13	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip does not have user-replaceable battery
	14	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Unable to be distrubuted over Internet
	15	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		ICBendException when syncing with .mac
	16	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		It's a fucking paper clip, you bastards!
	17	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Giant novelty paperclip (nightly build) doesn't work
	18	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip fails spectacularly under heavy current draw
	19	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip Instructions Too Complicated
	20	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Instructions Don't Come In French
	21	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip Lost To Easily - Requesting iClip Accessories (Leather Case?)
	22	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Dangerous to Drunks
	23	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Lack of undo or revert function makes iClip unusable as match rocket launcher stand
	24	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		ere
	25	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		Paperclip seems to be bricked after attempting to downgrade bootloader
	26	Defect	New	Medium	----	----		iClip spontaneously combusted while in use.