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| Disease | GP's Office | General Diagnosis | Cardiogram | Scanner | Ultrascan | Blood Machine | X-Ray | Psychiatric | Ward |
| Pharmacy |
| Invisibility | Yes | | | Yes | | | Yes | | |
| Sleeping Illness | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Transparency | Yes | | | Yes | | | | | |
| Uncommon Cold | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Broken Wind | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Corrugated Ankles | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| The Squits | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Heaped Piles | Yes | Yes | Yes | | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Gut Rot | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Discrete Itching | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Gastric Ejections | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Chronic Nose Hair | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Surgery |
| Spare Ribs | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Kidney Beans | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Golf Stones | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Unexpected Swelling | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Broken Heart | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Ruptured Nodules | Yes | Yes | | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Iron Lungs | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | |
| Psychiatric |
| King Complex | Yes | | | Yes | | | Yes | | |
| TV Personalities | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Infectious Laughter | Yes | | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Sweaty Palms | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| 3rd Degree Sideburns | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Fake Blood | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Clinics |
| Bloaty Head | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | | | Yes | | |
| Slack Tongue | Yes | | | Yes | | | Yes | | |
| Fractured Bones | Yes | | | Yes | | | | | |
| Baldness | Yes | | | Yes | | Yes | Yes | | |
| Hairyitis | Yes | | | Yes | | | Yes | | |
| Alien DNA | | | | | | | | | |
| Jellyitis | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Serious Radiation | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Disease | GP's Office | General Diagnosis | Cardiogram | Scanner | Ultrascan | Blood Machine | X-Ray | Psychiatric | Ward |